Saturday, March 28, 2015

Slime Drones, Slime Cannons… Over 14,000 Gallons of Slime TONIGHT!

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Get Ready for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards 2015!

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Friday, March 6, 2015

Fifth Harmony, 5SOS, Taylor Swift.. YOU Choose Who Wins a Blimp!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.

Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television."


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Monday, March 2, 2015

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My 11-year-old daughter was standing in front of me lying about something. My mind flashed back to a time when I was about that age and I stood in front of my dad trying to lie.

"What kind of half-assed lie is that? What do you think I am, an idiot?" he said after I laid a doozie on him.

I stammered not sure how to answer, "Well, uh, um..." and then he hit me on the head.

"That ain't no way to lie," he said.

"It wasn't bad," I defended. "How can you tell it's not true?"

"Because, we're not Chinese!"


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