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| Once upon a time there was a little sperm. He lived with many thousands of other litter sperm, but this little sperm was different. He dreamed endlessly of the glorious day (or night, most likely) when he and his friends would be released to accomplish their great mission in life. The man they inhabited, however, practiced coitus interruptus, and at the moment of orgasm, the small army found itself denied release. One night, the little sperm told his pals: "Enough of this! The next time he arrives at the point of orgasm, let's make a concentrated rush." The big moment arrived, but one of the vanguard yelled: "Back up! Back up! He's in the asshole!" Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
Monday, November 30, 2015
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015
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| There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice. He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back!" Weight Loss Tips || Funny T-Shirts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
Friday, November 20, 2015
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| Little Johnny can't sleep. So he gets up and enters his parents bedroom. It's not too late and his folks are caught in a very revealing and compromising position. Johnny is shocked! "Daddy! Mommy! What's wrong! Are you okay?" he asks hesitantly. His father being the quick thinker that he is stammers, "Uhm! Your mommy and I are, ummm, making you a baby brother or sister to play with. It takes a while and it looks funny but that's how it's done." Little Johnny thinks for a while and nods in satisfaction. His dad is extremely pleased and sends him back to bed. A week later, Johnny is bawling his head off on the front porch. "What's wrong Johnny?" asked his worried father. "You know my baby brother you and mommy were making?" "Yeah?," Little Johnny cries, "Well, while you were at work, mommy let the mailman in and he ate my baby brother!!" Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program If you need to unsubscribe, click here |
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Jimmy is back TONIGHT on an all-new South Park
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