Today's Joke: Deep Thoughts about Marriage

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Today's Joke: Deep Thoughts about Marriage
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* There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and then it was too late.

* At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

* Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

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