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alcohol The Irishman's Wish An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes." The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The man says, "I want two more of these." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/alcohol/the-irishman-s-wish Add To:    Get Jokes on Your Phone Text JOKES to 44686 on your mobile phone to get stand-up video and jokes on the go! Standard rates apply. Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians!

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