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health The Prognosis The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: health Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/health/the-prognosis Add To:    Get Jokes on Your Phone Text JOKES to 44686 on your mobile phone to get stand-up video and jokes on the go! Standard rates apply. Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians!

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