The Jokester's Latest Joke: Insufficient Funds

	From the Jokester	Have a Look at This Joke & Matching Picture at www.thejokester.net
		Help the Jokester’s eMail List Grow, forward the Jokester’s Jokeletter to your friends and ask them to sign up to be a Jokester!
Letter to Bank Dear Sirs, In view of current developments in the banking market,  if one of my checks is returned marked "insufficient funds", does that refer to me or to you?   Yours Faithfully     Bank Line With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited, I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date, I turned and asked the woman behind me.   "It's the fifth," she replied.   A man from the back of the line advised, "Don't write it in yet!"     "How Not To Commit A Bank Robbery" Here are some easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers.   Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money.   Study Your History: Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans.   Speak To The Right Teller: One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived.   Don't Sign Your Demand Note: Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh... on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detroit.   And in East Hartford, Connecticut, on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's signature and account number.   Don't Advertise: A teenage girl in Los Angeles tried to distract attention from her face by wearing a see-through blouse with no bra while holding up banks.   Go Easy On The Disguise: One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first into a glass door.   He was the first criminal ever to be positively identified by lip-print.   Take Right Turns Only: Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn into the Homestead Air Force Base, drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a tollbooth, offered the security men money.   Be Aware Of The Time: Imagine the chagrin of the bank robber in Cheshire, Massachusetts, who hit the bank at 4:30 PM, then tried to escape through downtown North Adams, where he was trapped in rush hour traffic until police arrived.   Consider Another Line Of Work: Bank robbery is not for everyone. One nervous Newport, RI robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket, shot himself in the head and died instantly.   Be Strong: Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Massachusetts, who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. His getaway car parked nearby had the keys locked inside.
Feel Free To Submit Some Of Your Favorite Jokes
See This Joke & Matching Picture at: www.TheJokester.net
Help My Joke List Grow:  Invite friends and family at  Google Groups (suggested, relatively advertisement free), Yahoo Groups or www.thejokester.net If you got this email from a friend, why not sign-up and get the jokes straight from the Jokester’s keyboard?

All the Best: Your Often Misguided Humorist and Joke Moderator,  The Jokester {aka Dan the Man}.

Subscription Information:

ü  Jokes are customarily sent 3 - 5 times per week covering a range of hopefully (?) humorous subjects!

ü  Just remember, don't blame the messenger: I only send the jokes, I don't write them.

ü  To unsubscribe see the instructions below or send me an email (be sure to tell me which group you joined).

ü  But Wait! Before you unsubscribe, stop and think about it. Have you given the jokes enough time? The occasional bad joke is to be expected. Hang in there, maybe the next joke will make your day!?!?

 

 

From Your Often Misguided Humorist and Joke Moderator, The Jokester {aka Dan the Man}: Jokester@TheJokester.net

 

--~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Jokester" group.
To post to this group, send email to TheJokester@googlegroups.com
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to TheJokester+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com
For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/TheJokester?hl=en
-~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---