The Jokester's Latest Joke: The Mouse & The Peanut Butter

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Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter   * Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.     * Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.     * Plug holes in your paneling walls.     * Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.     * Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.     * Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds.     * Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.     * Two words: eye shadow.     * Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.     * New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.     * Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.     * See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.     * One word: Gargle.     * No shaving cream? No problem!     * Get that tan you always wanted.     * Color it. Use it in place of Play-Doh.     * Get out your alchemy set and try to turn it into gold.     Sounds A teacher arranged her young students into a circle. She then went around the circle and asked each one a question.   "Davey, what sound does a cow make?"   Davey replied, "It goes 'moo.'"   "Alice, what sound does a cat make?"   Alice said, "It goes 'meow.'"   "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"   Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa.'"   "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"   Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh ... it goes ... 'click!'"
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