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Walks Into a Bar Walks Into a Bar... Vampires Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood." The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Walks Into a Bar, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/walks-into-a-bar/walks-into-a-bar...-vampires Add To:    Become a Fan Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com. Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians!

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