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| Clean jokes funny-Shepherd dog Posted: 16 Apr 2009 12:04 AM PDT Maury the shepherd sent his sheep-dog out to gather and count the flock to make sure none were missing. The dog returns and says that there are 40 sheep. Maury: "40? I only started with 38!" Dog: "Yeah, but you told me to round them up."  |
| Adult jokes-Poor Husband's Problem Posted: 16 Apr 2009 12:04 AM PDT After his exam the doctor asks his elderly patient, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact I do,' says the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and shivery.' The doctor then examines his elderly wife, then asks her, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replies that she has no questions or concerns. The doctor then asks her, 'Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and shivery after the second time. Do you have any idea why that may be so?' 'Oh that!' she exclaims. 'That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is in January!'  |
| Posted: 16 Apr 2009 12:03 AM PDT Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ." Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns and long beards came in and sat in the front row. The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?" One of the Jews replied, "We're from the groom's family."  |
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