Monday, April 27, 2009

Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Inquisitive

Posted: 27 Apr 2009 12:04 AM PDT

Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes???? '
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?' The little boy admitted that she did.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.'!!!

Blonde jokes-Flasing red light

Posted: 27 Apr 2009 12:03 AM PDT

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Really funny jokes-Who are you seeing?

Posted: 26 Apr 2009 09:48 PM PDT

His aunt asked him, "You're a homosexual? Are you seeing a psychiatrist?"
"No," Mikey said, "I'm seeing a lieutenant in the army."

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