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The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife about it, she simply told him, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?!" yelled the husband. "In bed," she explained, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn." On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating