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Walks Into a Bar Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Walks Into a Bar, animals, money Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/walks-into-a-bar/walks-into-a-bar...-frugal-gorilla Add To:    Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians! Become a Fan Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com.

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