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Dane Cook Dane Cook: Hardwood Floors I had to sneak into my living room, and we had hardwood floors. Those floors suck for cheating because every step you take just taunts you. You know, every step you're like, 'Cheeeeater!' 'Liar!' 'Herpes, herpes, herpes!' Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Dane Cook, dating, sex Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/dane-cook/dane-cook--hardwood-floors Add To:  View Dane Cook's Profile Jokes on Facebook Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com. Tons of Funny Videos Spend all day and night watching the best comedians!

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