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Adult jokes-Racing car driver Posted: 04 May 2009 12:04 AM PDT The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked. "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, What perfect headlights. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, what a smooth finish." "What's wrong with that?" asked the driver. "Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, who the hell left the garage door open?"

Blonde jokes-Exchange Posted: 04 May 2009 12:03 AM PDT A young blonde, having just returned from a great week-long vacation in India, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her. After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $27.18. The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?" "I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "that's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section." "God damn it" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap f**k breakfast, too! "

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