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| Posted: 12 May 2009 11:56 PM PDT TEACHER—"Now, Willie, where did you get that chewing gum? I want the truth." WILLIE—"You don't want the truth, teacher, an' I'd ruther not tell a lie." TEACHER—"How dare you say I don't want the truth! Tell me at once where you got that chewing-gum." WILLIE—"Under your desk."  |
| Posted: 12 May 2009 11:50 PM PDT ARTHUR—"They say dear, that people who live together get to look alike." KATE—"Then you must consider my refusal as final."  |
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