Short Funny Jokes

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Short Funny Jokes - Epitaphs Posted: 29 May 2009 05:58 AM PDT LITTLE CLARENCE—"Pa!" HIS FATHER—"Well, my son?" LITTLE CLARENCE—"I took a walk through the cemetery to-day and read the inscriptions on the tombstones." HIS FATHER—"And what were your thoughts after you had done so?" LITTLE CLARENCE—"Why, pa, I wondered where all the wicked people were buried."—Judge.

Funny Jokes - Teeth Posted: 28 May 2009 12:05 PM PDT An Irishman with one side of his face badly swollen stepped into Dr. Wicten's office and inquired if the dentist was in. "I am the dentist," said the doctor. "Well, then, I want ye to see what's the matter wid me tooth." The doctor examined the offending molar, and explained: "The nerve is dead; that's what's the matter." "Thin, be the powers," the Irishman exclaimed, "the other teeth must be houldin' a wake over it!"

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