Jokes: Sober in a Nightclub

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Sober in a Nightclub

Posted: 05 May 2009 06:09 AM PDT

I have a job interview tomorrow for Community Corrections Victoria to work as a Community Corrections Officer - essentially a Parole Officer. I have been going through the recruitment process now for about three months - with online testing, telephone interviews, personality tests and so on. This is a huge deal for me - I am doing my Masters in Criminology, and I badly want to work within the justice system. It is actually more than just a job interview - it is an "assessment centre" with an interview, group scenario with other applicants, written testing and computer testing. All up it will be about four hours.
Suffice to say I am a nervous wreck! I'll let you know how I go.

The Zen of Farting

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:58 AM PDT

"Breathtaking!".
Cute.
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Bottle Incarnate

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:56 AM PDT

If you do, please let me know how. It would be a fine effort.
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Puke Man

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:53 AM PDT

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A penis worth going to hell for.

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:50 AM PDT

Excellent.
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Darth Vader Can't Live.....

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:46 AM PDT

So funny.
But now I have that song stuck in my head. *Sigh*
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Rape Ape

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:43 AM PDT

It's nice to know tabloids were just as ridiculous way back when....
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Massage Instruments

Posted: 05 May 2009 05:39 AM PDT

Soothing sensations indeed.
Some of them look a bit scary actually. Not saying that would stop me trying out the soothing sensations, but you know...
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