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A college student picked up his date at her parents' house. He'd saved every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Caviar appetizers, lobster, champagne...the works. Finally, he asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she replied, "but then, my mom is not looking to get laid, either." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating