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I wanted to take my kids to the movies but did not want to wait on line to buy the tickets, so I called ahead to the theater to buy them over the phone. I asked, "How much is a ticket?" They said, "Seven dollars." I asked, "How much for children?" They said, "Same price, Seven dollars." I said, "The airlines charge half fare for children." They said, "OK, put your kids on a plane to somewhere, and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way." On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating