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A man walks up to a bartender, and asks for a pitcher of water. The bartender obliges and, since he figures this man is the designated driver, gives it to him free. A while later, the man comes back, staggering and slurring a bit, asking for a refill. The bartender obliges, giving it to him for free. A while again, and the man comes back, pissed out of his mind, asking for a refil. At which point, the bartender relizes he's been had, and says, "Sorry Jesus, but you're cut off!" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating