Friday, June 26, 2009

Its All Humor

Its All Humor

Michael Jackson Died...

Posted: 26 Jun 2009 02:05 AM PDT

BREAKING NEWS
REPORTED BY CNB

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning after eating 10 year old nuts.


























Try to get the joke. Smile
By the way, I got this message from a friend of mine and I passed it on to everyone else. Pass it on!

Good, Better, Best

Posted: 26 Jun 2009 01:39 AM PDT

GOOD

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in the Manawatu with a Fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


BETTER

A cop from the NZ Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)



BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NZ Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's
Ball.'
He replied, 'NewZealand Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Posted by Jokes at 1:05 PM

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