Short Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes - Epitaphs Posted: 04 Jun 2009 05:58 AM PDT The widower had just taken his fourth wife and was showing her around the village. Among the places visited was the churchyard, and the bride paused before a very elaborate tombstone that had been erected by the bridegroom. Being a little nearsighted she asked him to read the inscription, and in reverent tones he read: "Here lies Susan, beloved wife of John Smith; also Jane, beloved wife of John Smith; also Mary, beloved wife of John Smith—" He paused abruptly, and the bride, leaning forward to see the bottom line, read, to her horror: "Be Ye Also Ready."

Short Funny Jokes - Telephone Posted: 04 Jun 2009 03:59 AM PDT Two girls were talking over the wire. Both were discussing what they should wear to the Christmas party. In the midst of this important conversation a masculine voice interrupted, asking humbly for a number. One of the girls became indignant and scornfully asked: "What line do you think you are on, anyhow?" "Well," said the man, "I am not sure, but, judging from what I have heard, I should say I was on a clothesline."

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