Short Funny Jokes

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• Short Funny Jokes - Bees
• Beer
• One Liner Jokes - Epitaphs
• Funny Short Jokes - Epitaphs

Short Funny Jokes - Bees Posted: 09 Jun 2009 12:35 AM PDT TEACHER—"Tommy, do you know 'How Doth the Little Busy Bee'?" TOMMY—"No; I only know he doth it!"

Beer Posted: 09 Jun 2009 12:33 AM PDT A man to whom illness was chronic, When told that he needed a tonic, Said, "O Doctor dear, Won't you please make it beer?" "No, no," said the Doc., "that's Teutonic."

One Liner Jokes - Epitaphs Posted: 08 Jun 2009 12:46 PM PDT In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., is a stone, erected by a widow to her loving husband, bearing this inscription: "Rest in peace—until we meet again."

Funny Short Jokes - Epitaphs Posted: 08 Jun 2009 12:47 PM PDT A man wished to have something original on his wife's headstone and hit upon, "Lord, she was Thine." He had his own ideas of the size of the letters and the space between words, and gave instructions to the stonemason. The latter carried them out all right, except that he could not get in the "E" in Thine.

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