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| Posted: 23 Jun 2009 11:49 AM PDT "Malachi," said a prospective homesteader to a lawyer, "you know all about this law. Tell me what I am to do." "Well," said the other, "I don't remember the exact wording of the law, but I can give you the meaning of it. It's this: The government is willin' to bet you one hundred and sixty acres of land against fourteen dollars that you can't live on it five years without starving to death."  |
| Posted: 23 Jun 2009 11:41 AM PDT "However did you reconcile Adele and Mary?" "I gave them a choice bit of gossip and asked them not to repeat it to each other."  |
| Posted: 23 Jun 2009 11:38 AM PDT "Ikey, I hear you had a fire last Thursday." "Sh! Next Thursday."  |
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