Thursday, June 25, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes - Telephone

Posted: 24 Jun 2009 12:42 PM PDT

In China when the subscriber rings up exchange the operator may be expected to ask:

"What number does the honorable son of the moon and stars desire?"

"Hohi, two-three."

Silence. Then the exchange resumes.

"Will the honorable person graciously forgive the inadequacy of the insignificant service and permit this humbled slave of the wire to inform him that the never-to-be-sufficiently censured line is busy?"

Funny Story - Irreverence

Posted: 24 Jun 2009 12:36 PM PDT

A few years ago Henry James reviewed a new novel by Gertrude Atherton. After reading the review Mrs. Atherton wrote to Mr. James as follows:

"Dear Mr. James: I have read with much pleasure your review of my novel. Will you kindly let me know whether you liked it or not?"

Sincerely,
"GERTRUDE ATHERTON."

Posted by Jokes at 7:05 AM

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