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Brazil Wins Confederations Cup! Posted: 28 Jun 2009 02:16 PM PDT Today Brazil pulled off a much predicted win against USA, grabbing them the first place spot in the Confederations Cup. Clint Dempsey of USA scored the first goal with an easy flick of the ankle to sink the ball into the left corner. The second goal was by Landon Donovan of USA. Dempsey crossed it into Donovan, who in turn chopped the ball back and around a defender and score with kick. At the end of the half, USA was up 2-0. Brazil made a comeback in the second half. Fabiano (Brazil) scored in the first minute of the second half, and again during the middle of the half. Lucio (Brazil) makes one last game winning goal on a header off a corner kick… That was one great game. I can’t wait for the World Cup next year. 348 days, mark your calendars! Haha! Posted in Funny

Pitchman, Billy Mays, Found Dead! Posted: 28 Jun 2009 09:08 AM PDT TMZ: We have confirmed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead today in his home in Tampa, Florida early this morning. According to the Tampa PD, the 50-year-old TV pitchman was found unresponsive by his wife Deborah at 7:45 AM.  TMZ has learned Mays’ body has already been removed from his home. Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he shot a new OxiClean commercial. He was a passenger aboard a plane that suffered a blown front tire upon landing. He told a local TV station, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.” We’re told Mays was at his home around 6:00 PM last night, and according to a source Mays was “acting fine and normal … he was talking business with his father-in-law.” According to cops, there are no signs of forced entry to the residence and no foul play is suspected. The Medical Examiner’s office is expected to complete the autopsy by tomorrow afternoon. Billy’s wife Deborah just released the following statement: “Although Billy lived a public life, we don’t anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times.” Sam: This is still a developing story. Check out the last entry in Billy Mays’ Twitter: This is getting crazy. Michael Jackson, Ed McMan, Farrah Fawcet, Ed Thomas, and now Billy Mays, all in the same week. Is this more than just coincidence?   Sreimer: I’m sad! He was my hero!!!! Posted in Funny

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