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whatever Set It Free If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/set-it-free Add To:    Jokes on Facebook Become a Facebook fan of Jokes.com. Open Mic Challenge Watch and rate entries to our first Open Mic Challenge.

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