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Police Business High Speed Chase After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over. "You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Police Business, driving, marriage Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/police-business/high-speed-chase Add To:    Jokes.com iPhone App The entire joke archive at your fingertips. John Heffron Watch his special Middle Class Funny Saturday 11p/10c

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