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HumorJokez

Blondine and SPELLING

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 04:38 AM PDT

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.
A2: Tits Go In Front.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q: Why do blondes like the GST?
(GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell GTS.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Posted by Jokes at 3:07 AM

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