Thursday, July 23, 2009

Its All Humor

Its All Humor

Funny Nursery Rhymes: Remixed

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 05:06 AM PDT

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
'Pies you dummy!'

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Posted by Jokes at 1:09 PM

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