The Jokester's Latest Joke: I Hear the Noise before Defeat

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Everything I Know I Learned In Corporate America     Indecision is the key to flexibility.     You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.     There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.     Happiness is merely the remission of pain.     Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.     The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.     The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.     Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.     Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.     Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.     Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.     Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.     I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.     If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.     And Finally, Some Good Business Advice You'll Never Receive:     If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.     One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.     Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.     Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.     The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.       * For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. (H L Mencken) * Every decision you make is a mistake. (Edward Dahlberg)   * Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. (Robert Louis Stephenson)   * Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false. (Ancient Paradox)   * Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)   * There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. (Joseph Addison)   * There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. (Goethe)   * A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)   * Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. (Henry Ford)   * If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. (George Patton)   * Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. (Cullen Hightower)   * Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. (Sun Tzu)   * Planning without action is futile; action without planning is fatal. (Unknown)   * The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand. (Sun Tzu)   * Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation. (Proverb)   * A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. (Mitch Ratliffe)
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