Saturday, July 4, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Good Jokes - Christmas Gifts

Posted: 03 Jul 2009 11:42 PM PDT

"As you don't seem to know what you'd like for Christmas, Freddie," said his mother, "here's a printed list of presents for a good little boy."

Freddie read over the list, and then said:

"Mother, haven't you a list for a bad little boy?"

'Twas the month after Christmas,
And Santa had flit;
Came there tidings for father
Which read: "Please remit!"

Clean Funny Short Jokes - Gossip

Posted: 03 Jul 2009 11:37 PM PDT

"You're a terrible scandal-monger, Linkum," said Jorrocks.

"Why in thunder don't you make it a rule to tell only half what you hear?"

"That's what I do do," said Linkum. "Only I tell the spicy half."

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