Monday, July 6, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Short Funny Jokes - First Aid in Illness and Injury

Posted: 05 Jul 2009 11:55 AM PDT

The father of the family hurried to the telephone and called up the family physician. "Our little boy is sick, Doctor," he said, "so please come at once."

"I can't get over much under an hour," said the doctor.

"Oh please do, Doctor. You see, my wife has a book on 'What to Do Before the Doctor Comes,' and I'm so afraid she'll do it before you get here!"

One Line Jokes - Alarm Clocks

Posted: 05 Jul 2009 11:50 AM PDT

MIKE (in bed, to alarm-clock as it goes off)—"I fooled yez that time. I was not aslape at all."

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