Thursday, July 9, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Funny Short Jokes - Gossip

Posted: 09 Jul 2009 12:52 AM PDT

"What," asked the Sunday-school teacher, "is meant by bearing false witness against one's neighbor?"

"It's telling falsehoods about them," said the one small maid.

"Partly right and partly wrong," said the teacher.

"I know," said another little girl, holding her hand high in the air. "It's when nobody did anything and somebody went and told about it."

Short Funny Jokes - Christmas Gifts

Posted: 09 Jul 2009 12:48 AM PDT

Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher:

"And, Harry, what are you going to give your darling little brother for Christmas this year?"

"I dunno," said Harry; "I gave him the measles last year."

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