Sunday, July 12, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Funny Jokes - Etiquet

Posted: 11 Jul 2009 08:26 AM PDT

A Boston girl the other day said to a southern friend who was visiting her, as two men rose in a car to give them seats: "Oh, I wish they would not do it."

"Why not? I think it is very nice of them," said her friend, settling herself comfortably.

"Yes, but one can't thank them, you know, and it is so awkward."

"Can't thank them! Why not?"

"Why, you would not speak to a strange man, would you?" said the Boston maiden, to the astonishment of her southern friend.

Clean Short Jokes - Dining

Posted: 11 Jul 2009 08:12 AM PDT

"That was the spirit of your uncle that made that table stand, turn over, and do such queer stunts."

"I am not surprised; he never did have good table manners."

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