Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


Really Funny Jokes - Jury

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 08:42 PM PDT

There was recently haled into an Alabama court a little Irishman to whom the thing was a new experience. He was, however, unabashed, and wore an air of a man determined not to "get the worst of it."

"Prisoner at the bar," called out the clerk, "do you wish to challenge any of the jury?"

The Celt looked the men in the box over very carefully.

"Well, I tell ye," he finally replied, "Oi'm not exactly in trainin', but Oi think Oi could pull off a round or two with thot fat old boy in th' corner."

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Honesty

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 08:36 PM PDT

"He's an honest young man" said the saloon keeper, with an approving smile. "He sold his vote to pay his whiskey bill."

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