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Today's Joke: Business Mind
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case.... Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But I dont want to marry my daughter."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.... Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.... Yes."
Now this is how business is done!!
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Visual Joke: A good wife can balance your life
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http://www.funtoosh.com?jokes/men_women/542
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