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A Sunday school teacher was teaching on heaven to a class of kindergarten aged students. She asked them, "Kids if I sell my house and my car, and give all the money to the poor, do I get to go heaven?" The children in unison replied, "No." She asked them again, "What if I quit my job and spend all my time helping orphans, then do I go to heaven?" The children again replied "No." The teacher then asked the children, "Okay, just how do I get to heaven?" Little Johnny in the back row slipped up his hand. "Yes Johnny, how do I get to heaven?" the teacher asked. He replied, "You gotta be dead first! Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating