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Ben wakes up one morning and sees a gorilla perched in a tree near his bedroom window. Shocked, he calls the local animal control officer who transfers his call to an exotic animal specialist. Ben explains the situation, and the specialist asks, "Is the gorilla male or female?" "A male, I think," says Ben. "Okay, I'll be right over to take care of him," the specialist says. A few minutes later, the specialist arrives with a Chihuahua, a club, handcuffs and a shotgun. The specialist explains his plan to Ben: "I'll climb up to the gorilla and knock him out of the tree with the club. When the gorilla hits the ground, the Chihuahua will run over and try to bite him in the crotch. The gorilla will then cross his hands over his vitals to cover them. That's your cue to slap the cuffs on him. Got it?" "Sure. But what's the shotgun for?" Ben asks. "If the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, use it to shoot the darn Chihuahua!" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating