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whatever Old Lady & The Dollar A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.     "There you are, my dear," said the mother.  "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"     "Oh yes," came the reply.  "She sells candy." Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/old-lady-&-the-dollar Add To:    Jokes.com iPhone App The entire joke archive at your fingertips. Follow Jokes on Twitter Don't miss out on a single tweet. Follow our Twitter feed.

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