Saturday, August 8, 2009

Its All Humor

Its All Humor


The Rolex Watch

Posted: 08 Aug 2009 02:17 AM PDT

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.


"Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."


"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"


"You lissina me, boy.

Somma day you gonna be runna da business,

you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money,

a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos"


"Anna somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe find a you wife inna bed with another man.




Whatta you gonna do then?

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