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Posted: 08 Aug 2009 02:17 AM PDT Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family... An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos" "Anna somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe find a you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? |
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