Sunday, August 23, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Clean Funny Jokes

Posted: 22 Aug 2009 11:10 AM PDT

Etiquet Jokes

A little girl on the train to Pittsburgh was chewing gum. Not only that, but she insisted on pulling it out in long strings and letting it fall back into her mouth again.

"Mabel!" said her mother in a horrified whisper. "Mabel, don't do that. Chew your gum like a little lady."

Short Funny Jokes

Posted: 22 Aug 2009 11:06 AM PDT

First Aid in Illness and Injury Jokes

SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL—"What brought you to this dreadful condition? Were you run over by a street-car?"

PATIENT—"No, sir; I fainted, and was brought to by a member of the Society of First Aid to the Injured."

Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 22 Aug 2009 11:02 AM PDT

Honesty Jokes

VISITOR—"And you always did your daring robberies single-handed? Why didn't you have a pal?"

PRISONER—"Well, sir, I wuz afraid he might turn out to be dishonest."

Posted by Jokes at 7:07 AM

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