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You Just Got Mind-Slapped!
The Butterfly Effect
The Friday Special!!!!1!!

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 07:49 AM PDT

What’s the first thing you notice when you log onto your web browser and up pops Google? Well, today it just happens to be Michael Jackson’s feet.

Birthday of Michael Jackson

Yup, today’s MJ’s birthday. I don’t mean to be rude, and don’t take this the wrong way, but this guy is gone. He’s been gone for three months. He wasn’t a saint, or an angel. He was a great singer, dancer, and choreographer, but you don’t see Google changing their logo for the posthumous celebration of Elvis or John Lennon’s birthday, do you? This is taking it a bit too far in my opinion.

So what are you doing today?

If you choose to spend your day endlessly searching Google for a monkey on a unicycle, expect to see a pair of feet staring at you for the time being. If you choose to watch TV, E! is having an all-day Michael Jackson fest which includes an E! True Hollywood Story, “The Death Of Michael Jackson”, “Forbes Presents: Michael Jackson, Where’s the Money?”. If you’re going to be in New York City, head over to Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. Spike Lee’s throwing a big block party in Jackson’s honor.

Michael Jackson, happy birthday to you, may you rest in peace.

Here are some FUNNY demotivational posters I made.

Yes, I made these.

Haha, those are fun to make. Today’s blog of the day is…

Dippy

I just struck a sweet idea while making these posters! I’ll make a word or phrase every once in a while, and try to get it spread across the internet. The phrase today will be

Mind-Slapped: When someone does something that makes you confused into laughter. For instance;

Sam: You know, 9 out of 10 Americans can lick their elbow!
Seth: Really? Let me try!
*Seth tries and fails*
Sam: YOU JUST GOT MIND-SLAPPED, HAHA!
Seth: Oh maaan!

So get out there and tweet this phrase, blog it, instant message your grandma, or serve it on a platter to people who are willing to listen!

You just got mind-slapped!!

Posted in Funny

The Butterfly Effect

Posted: 28 Aug 2009 09:19 PM PDT

Tired as a dog, full as a tick. Idioms are so much fun. Did you ever notice how certain actions that are in no way directed towards us can somehow affect us directly?

This is called the Butterfly Effect.

This scientific notion states that something as small as a butterfly could effect something as big as history itself through indirectly related occurances. For example; a butterfly lands on a pebble, the pebble rolls into a river, the ripple of the pebble disrupts a fishes original path of swimming, the fish ends up turning left rather than right on a fork in the river, the fish falls off a waterfall and lands on a fisherman, the fisherman jumps up and screams in surprise, his shreek sets off an avalanche on a nearbye mountain, the avalanche pumbles a climber, that climber happen to be Edmund Hillary (first person to reach the summit of Mount Everest), because he dies before being able to conquer Everest, it takes several more years for us to test out the conditions of such a mountain and our equipment does not advance. So in the end it is directly the fault of the butterfly that our advancement in technology came later and that we have taken a step backward in evolution. It’s amazing what something as small as a butterfly can do.

Posted in Funny

The Friday Special!!!!1!!

Posted: 28 Aug 2009 03:00 PM PDT

I’m feeling a bit hectic, crazy, and off-the-wall today!

WABANKERS! Guess what just happened? I’m not sure, I just thought I’d spark a conversation! Special thank you to everyone who has linked to us in the past… hmm… forever! We’re coming really really close to half a million hits. We’re still planning things, so hang in there. So far, what’s going down for sure is:

The Panic Button Game being released.
“A Day In The Life Of A Panic Button Admin” video being released.
Chat party (might be adding a little somethin’ somethin’ to this).

That’s what we have so far. That somethin’ somethin’ just might have to do with video chatting, hippos, and a 7 foot tall poll with a small crystal ball at the top. You’ll just have to wait and see.