Today's Joke: How New Year Resolutions move

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Today's Joke: How New Year Resolutions move
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2005: I will get my weight down below 75.
2006: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 80.
2007: I will follow my new diet until I get below 85.
2008: I will work out once a week.
20089 I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

2005: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2006: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2007: I will read 5 books a year.
2008: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2009: I will subscribe to a good humor e-mail list this year.

2005: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2006: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2007: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
2008: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
2009: I will try to be out of the country by next year.

2005: I will sponsor a disadvantaged foreign child this year.
2006: I will sponsor a disadvantaged domestic child this year.
2007: I will sponsor one kid for lunch at McDonald's this year.
2008: I will sponsor one of my kids for lunch at McDonald's this year.
2009: I will endeavor to remember my sisters children's names this year.

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