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| You Might Be An Engineer If... .. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma. .. You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. .. In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. .. The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. .. At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling. .. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. .. You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. .. You see a good design and still have to change it. .. You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring. .. You still own a slide rule and know how to use it. .. You window shop at Radio Shack. .. Your laptop computer costs more than your car. .. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work. .. You've tried to repair a $5 radio. Heated Up! An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated cabin, far removed from any town. The hunters had heard that the locals in the area were quite hospitable, so they knocked on the door to ask permission to rest. No one answered their knocks, but they discovered the cabin was unlocked and they entered. It was a simple place -- two rooms with a minimum of furniture and household equipment. Nothing was unusual about the cabin except the stove. It was large, pot-bellied, and made of cast-iron. What was strange about it was its location: it was suspended in midair by wires attached to the ceiling beams. "Fascinating," said the psychologist. "It is obvious that this lonely trapper, isolated from humanity, has elevated this stove so that he can curl up under it and vicariously experience a return to the womb." "Nonsense!" replied the engineer. "The man is practicing the laws of thermodynamics. By elevating his stove, he has discovered a way to distribute heat more evenly throughout the cabin." "With all due respect," interrupted the theologian, "I'm sure that hanging his stove from the ceiling has religious meaning. Fire LIFTED UP has been a religious symbol for centuries." The three debated the point for several hours without resolving the issue. When the trapper finally returned, they immediately asked him why he had hung his heavy pot-bellied stove from the ceiling. His answer was succinct. "Had plenty of wire, not much stove pipe." | ||
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