Today's Joke: A Single Woman's Bedtime Prayer

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Today's Joke: A Single Woman's bedtime prayer
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One Who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he dosen't wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
MAssages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's itchin
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.

Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.

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