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| Halloween Humor Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? - To improve his bite. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? - Frostbite. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? - Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? - With scare spray. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? - No, they eat the fingers separately. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? - Because they don't have anybody to go out with. What is a vampire's favorite sport? - Casketball. What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? - Shrinkenstein. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? - A cereal killer. What kind of streets do zombies like the best? - Dead ends. What type of dog do vampire's like the best? - Bloodhounds. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? - A stake sandwich. What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? - A trombone. What do birds give out on Halloween night? - Tweets. Why do vampires need mouthwash? - They have bat breath. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? - He heard it had great circulation. Why don't mummies go on vacation? - They are afraid that they might relax and unwind Weird Dream Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream every day, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: Really... What was the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hallway. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I would always come to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge! Doctor: Did the door have any letters on it? Blonde: Yes, it did. Doctor: And what did the letters spell? Blonde: It said, "P-U-L-L." | ||
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