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| Posted: 01 Oct 2009 09:07 AM PDT Really Funny Jokes Blunders Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in consequence. The story is told by a telephone operator in one of the Boston exchanges about a man who asked her for the number of a local theater. He got the wrong number and, without asking to whom he was talking, he said, "Can I get a box for two to-night?" A startled voice answered him at the other end of the line, "We don't have boxes for two." "Isn't this the —— Theater?" he called crossly. "Why, no," was the answer, "this is an undertaking shop." He canceled his order for a "box for two."  |
| Posted: 01 Oct 2009 09:04 AM PDT The ship doctor of an English liner notified the death watch steward, an Irishman, that a man had died in stateroom 45. The usual instructions to bury the body were given. Some hours later the doctor peeked into the room and found that the body was still there. He called the Irishman's attention to the matter and the latter replied: "I thought you said room 46. I wint to that room and noticed wan of thim in a bunk. 'Are ye dead?' says I. 'No,' says he, 'but I'm pretty near dead.' "So I buried him."  |
| Posted: 01 Oct 2009 09:03 AM PDT Joke of the Day Blunders An early morning customer in an optician's shop was a young woman with a determined air. She addressed the first salesman she saw. "I want to look at a pair of eyeglasses, sir, of extra magnifying power." "Yes, ma'am," replied the salesman; "something very strong?" "Yes, sir. While visiting in the country I made a very painful blunder which I never want to repeat." "Indeed! Mistook a stranger for an acquaintance?" "No, not exactly that; I mistook a bumblebee for a black-berry."  |
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