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I walked in to our house to find my wife and children all standing at the front door talking to a middle-aged woman. "Hello, all," I announced. My kids ran to me and told me the lady was from 'Sesame something'. "The census bureau?" I asked. "Yeah! How did you know?" they shouted excitedly. "I know EVERYTHING!" I said not divulging that I had read about the door to door visits in the paper. So we all walked up to the lady, and I told her that these children were from Cuba and that she should take them away. "Maybe they can get jobs picking sugar cane?" I asked. My kids laughed, the lady just looked at me and my wife hit me. "Um, for 'race'" I continued, "you can put us down as 'Black Irish'." My kids laughed, the census taker didn't, my wife hit me. "OK," I said, "strike two and I'm out. I'm gonna go take a dump." My kids laughed, the census taker laughed, my wife hit me. On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating