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animals Hunters Must Keep Quiet Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet. An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe. "Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: animals Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/animals/hunters-must-keep-quiet Add To:    Seriously, Who Farted? Order "Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?" on DVD Today! New York Comedy Festival Featuring Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Mike Epps and more! Tickets on Sale Now!

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